| Havent updated this in a while w/e.
Coaching a swimteam is like being the president. When your team wins take all of the credit. When your team loses blame the french
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| hey buddy!!!!
its liz and alli and kristen. we tried callin you like 10 minutes ago but we got the machine. thought wed call a little bit earlier than 10 cuz were leaving soon-ish. sooo yea thought we'd say hi but u probaly wont see this since you havent updated in a while. lol. uhhh we mite get the myspace tho. o yea and next time youre watching the notebook with us. hehe.
love you
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Things That Bother Me
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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| Ok so at practice tonite we were talking about the movie Black Hawk Down and the question came up that if u have a medical problem and u cant join the army navy etc. then why is the guy with surebul paulsey (spelling) in the movie and he is in a fighting scene so if u have my answer then contact me w/the answer |
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| im really bored i was up late on the fone and im home all day so call me if u want
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